The Fork In The Road

Notes: 3 / 38 minutes ago from baileyhowes

Deadlypotato

You’re a star.

I’m sorry I’ve failed you.

Play me the song, I will sex you.

Quick! Tell him your favorite artist is Tech N9ne!

Notes: 9 / 1 hour ago from baileyhowes (originally from baileyhowes)

Want to know how to get me in bed?

deadlypotato:

baileyhowes:

Play Smoke-Suicide Silence.

I will get naked.

omg, you must be a freaking FREAK in bed

I certainly can be. That song makes me want to sex someone. Along with Welcome to Sludge City by Annotations of An Autopsy. If I didn’t already love you Potato man, play that song. You will get sex.

This may make me sound like a pussy but if I ever got with a girl and she played that music while we were in bed I am pretty sure I would want to keep the lights on. Make sure nothing comes to creep up on me lol.

11 hours ago from jappyj (originally from failedrhetor)

Two double cheeseburgers- no pickles for $2.13

jappyj:

failedrhetor:

Burger King has the best dollar menu with this deal….lol

So what if I’m eating Chipotle in two hours…

But they’re losing cash at the same time….wouldn’t be surprised if it ends soon.

you coming with us at 4?

Notes: 2 / 11 hours ago

isnt that ironic

Notes: 87 / 12 hours ago from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Stop-Motion Lego Thing of the Day: Mind-infarcting shot-for-shot Lego-brick remake of the legendary Matrix rooftop bullet-dodge scene.

And by “shot-for-shot” I mean shot-for-effing-shot. More? See every last bit of the 440 hours that went into putting this masterpiece (see what I did there?) together here.

[via.]

visual jizz

12 hours ago

So the highlighted teams are my two favorite teams in the NBA. The Boston Celtics are in third but they will bring it up, hopefully. But the Phoenix Suns are doing so much better than expected. If the season continues this way I will have two teams to follow in the Playoffs. Can’t wait!

12 hours ago from deadlypotato

wait,

deadlypotato:

so today’s not Thanksgiving?

oh..

yeah… I feel the same way

Notes: 980 / 2 days ago from jappyj (originally from dvdp)

jappyj:

alyea:

dukkha:

zoker:

extramegane:

fucahire:

(via dvdp)

ahhh i am going to have a seizure

Notes: 1 / 2 days ago

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Secrets - OneRepublic… Tell me what you want to hear!

2 days ago from failedrhetor

Heroes at 8:00pm

failedrhetor:

It should be good.

I’m very lethargic tonight. I got home at 1:30ish (I left school early since my teacher told us that we weren’t doing anything for her class and let me go) and played the piano until I had to pick up my brother at 3:30. During the short journey to the end of my street where the bus drops him off and back to my house, I managed to become very tired. I got home, gave him some food, turned on the tv and took a nap. JappyJ woke me up with a phone call 5 minutes before our Senior Superlatives dinner was supposed to begin at 6:00. So I rushed over there, ate some pizza, bounced immediately after it ended and now I’m sitting here bored out of my mind.

-_-

Probably because I had 4 hours of sleep last night. Whatever. Bah humbug!

Man I wrote the Englich essay but I still have this Economics essay on my back being a bitch lol